David Beckham brief update

Anyone who is trolling this deep for updates on "Becks" already knows that he hurt his knee and is out of play, probably until October. So instead of harping some more on the topic of how useless this person is, I'll put my college education to work creating a "found" poem from a recent AP article about his injury. Ahem.

worth every penny

Tom Cruise and Will Smith, the couple,
worked out wife Victoria in Beckham's presence.
"fun to watch" said Paris Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz.